Fainting in Coyles
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Saturday, May 15, 2004  

Ken Dodd new Commander of Abu Khazi Prison, Bagdad.

In a supriose announcement timed to coincide with an important college football match the Pentagon has announced a new Director of the Abu Khazi prison.
The spokesman admitted faults in the past. "Perhaps attaching live wires to the genitals of dogs was a bit much, as was the practice of failing to close the curtains while prison staff conducted sexual relations". He continued ruefully, "Well ok, the beatings with plastic pipes and the overt humiliation techniques were a bit much too, which is why we have asked Ken Dodd and his diddy men to take over control of the prison".
It is thought that though harsh, the application of the infamous tickle stick will not breach the Geneva convention.

posted by Eliab | 12:36 pm
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